1. dankmemeuniversity:

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  2. opposite-of-a-problem:

    teamnowalls:

    chinaglaze:

    37q:

    do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

    explain

    they both fuck twinks at gas stations

    explain

  3. saffratesposts:

    olive-0il:

    saffratesposts:

    starjasmines:

    baby youre so beautiful like a beautiful object of some sort

    2/10

    fuck you this tumblr user is trying so hard to make post and you justgive the post a 2/10 fuck you

    if shes not happy with the rating she is more than welcome to submit a grievance form

  4. manawhaat:

    wasteitonme:

    please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

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    before I yeet the fuck off this mortal coil is now the only acceptable way to say ‘die’

  5. bellegerant:

    guerrillatech:

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    The amount of people in the comments actually explaining it from some kind of economic pov……………..dude money isnt real idc about inflation investements or whatever

  6. beaniebabyoftheday:

    someone: bear in mind…..

    me:

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  7. cornedbeefhashtags:

    King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

    The Lord:

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  8. athlethick:

    dankmemeuniversity:

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  9. ffrriiddaayy:

    water—damage:

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ7shqhT/

    this is the best tiktok i’ve ever seen in my life.